Waddle?

Apparently there is a hormone called relaxin that makes pregnant women waddle.  I am not kidding, I always wondered why pregnant people “waddled”.  Craig begs to differ and says, “No Jenny, it is because you are carrying around a bowling ball!”  He has a point.  So about 2:30 a.m. when I was awake I started to think about all the things “hormones” cause in pregnancy.  Here is my list…

  1. Crying (I don’t do that)
  2. Impatient…so yeah, that is me
  3. “Waddling”
  4. Swollen feet and hands (probably help if I did not wear heels.  But i have to be professional)
  5. Hair and nail growth (I actually like this benefit)
  6. Glowing skin (read that for yourself)  I always wondered why people say “You are glowing”
  7. Linea Nigra…this is a dark line forming down the middle of your stomach…yes, it is real
  8. Sickness
  9. Lack of concentration
  10. Clumsiness (I have found this to be true)

There are more…this is all I could think of during the night.  I may post more as they come to me. 

 

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